|Like beer, music is best left to those with crazy beards|
In middle school, a lot of us had the opportunity to participate in science fair projects. Some of us forgot about the science fair and then faked a month long experiment overnight ("I call it cup of dirt. It is a cup...of dirt"), while others prepared months in advance. At the fair, there was always that one weird kid hanging out on the perimeter of the fair; the homeschooler who never showered, smelled like cheese, and used big words like "cenosillicaphobia,"(I call that weirdo "Brother") who had experimented with playing music to plants. The experiment always hypothesized that plants prefer classical music and will wither and die if you play them death metal. The results of the experiment always proved the hypothesis correct. Apparently plants react to the music in their environment. They also have very refined taste in music.
|According to this science fair project, snacks are a personality indicator....I wonder what Cheez-its mean.|
Beer has personality, and that personality should be respected through the brewery's musical choices. That is why we let our Brewmaster determine which albums are played around our beers. If you ever drop by during the day, you will notice the careful music choices that are made. (I like to think that our beer is a little bit hipster, listening to music most people have not heard of yet.)
All that to say, the next time you are drinking a beer and it tastes a little off, ask yourself "Did someone play Vanilla Ice to this poor beer?"
|Yes. That is Vanilla Ice.|