|I feel bad for all of the people who are so limited in their breakfast choices....Except for waffles. Mhmmm, waffles.|
Then came dinner. I am under the impression that the purpose of a diet is to eat less. However, upon being deprived of real food for most of the day (and despite not actually feeling hungry as a result), I hit dinner like it was going out of style, or like I was at my parent's house and my older brother was going to eat the last pizza. I started with a breakfast sandwich, then moved on to a plate of brownies with chocolate. Then I went out to dinner, where I scarfed down cheese fries, barbeque chicken, bread, and chicken wings. It was not a pretty sight. I would say it was as pleasant as watching Tarzan garotte a T-Rex (Someone once called me the "Michael Scott of analogies." I try to live up to that praise every day).
|A buffet would have been the perfect addition to my diet thus far...|
The side effects so far have been minimal -- I am a little more easygoing. But I also have to plan when I eat more carefully to make sure that I am not drinking and driving or drinking and hanging out with small children. I am also starving when it comes time to eat a real meal. This beer replacement diet may actually make me more rotund.