|I don't always eat Cheez-Its, but when I do, I prefer Scrabble Jr. Cheez-Its, as they serve a dual purpose.|
I believe that drinkers, like gamblers in a poker game have tells - that little signal that they are buzzed and are rapidly approaching drunk territory (I refer to this little adventure and the subsequent return as "going there and back again -- A Hobbit's Tale," which is a super nerdy Lord of the Rings reference). My tell is that I start cleaning superficially. I move things from visible surfaces to cabinets and closets. Some mornings, I wake up at home and cannot find anything. All that to say, my office is cleaner now than it has been in weeks. There is no longer a giant stack of papers on my desk... but there is now a giant stack of papers in my drawer.
|Through the miracle of "Paper Osmosis," the papers on my desk went from an area of high concentration (my desk surface) to an area of low concentration (my desk drawers). Equilibrium is currently being maintained between both areas.|
I am not sick of Oak Barrel Stout. It has given me the opportunity to really appreciate it for its fine craftsmanship...which reminds me of the XKCD comic strip I am posting below.